are you so shy because you have an std?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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