She's JV to your varsity
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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