my sisters under your porch take her home
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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