she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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