My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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