how can u be prego again
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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