hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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