so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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