I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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