Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The struggles of a small town man whore
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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