Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
How's work?
Spinning.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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