Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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