You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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