Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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