ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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