belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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