let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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