What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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