well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i may or may not be watching the land before time
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
