I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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