'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
