Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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