That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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