Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
smell my finger.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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