Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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