Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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