I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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