so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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