Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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