Is it because I queefed?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
