Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
