That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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