hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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