i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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