so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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