It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
