Whod you bang
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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