you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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