Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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