he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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