We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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