I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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