Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think I won the penis lottery.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
