Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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