Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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