:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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