It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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