I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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