Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just invented taco cereal.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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