i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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