Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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