Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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