You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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