I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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